THE DEAD MILKMEN Fifty Things from Eat Your Paisley Tabbed by: Ben Gladdle (moose9377@hotmail.com) For the chorus riff, just noodle around with something like what's written below. The rest of it is really, really easy. And adding to my tradition of commenting for no reason (or purpose) on the individual songs (and you thought this was just a tab), I have to say that the 3rd verse "Chuck got up...", is one of my favourite DM lyrics. Fifty things riff: (for chorus) E---------------|--- B---------------|--- G---7------7----|--- D-----6h7----7--|-6- A---------------|--- E---------------|--- Only play the end note at the very end of the song. Verse: ----- D C Paul told us all he's gonna have a baby D C But Jeanie said "Paul can't do that" D C So Paul got mad and left in a hurry D C Now Jeanie's sure he forgot his hat Chorus: (with riff) ------ I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you (and) verse: Somebody left a body in the basement No I'm not sure just a' who it is But Tamara went down there and saw it this morning She says it kinda looks like her Uncle Jim chorus: I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you (and) Bridge: ------ B A No I won't do your dishes B A No I won't clean up this mess B A No I haven't got any pills B A No I haven't got any hash B A No I won't do your dishes F# I won't clean up this goddamn mess verse: Chuck got up and made a cup of coffee Stepped on a roach and went back to bed When Tina got up she saw the roach "Is this for breakfast?" is what she said chorus: I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you (and) verse: Pat's comin' over about 2:30 Danny'll be here 'bout quarter to four If one more person comes to see me Gonna have to get a revolvin' door bridge: No I haven't seen your skateboard I haven't seen your Black Flag patch No I haven't seen your records I haven't seen any of that No I haven't seen your skateboard I haven't seen your Black Flag patch verse: Barbara I'm sorry if you were unhappy But you can't say I didn't try So many things I wanted to do So many things, but such little time chorus: I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you chorus: Fifty things to do But I'll get back to you End on the solo (with the last note!). From the Dead Milkmen Guitar Tab Project http://dmtabs.deadmilkmen.com/