THE DEAD MILKMEN Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything) from Bucky Fellini Not Really Tabbed At All By: Ben Gladdle (moose9377@hotmail.com) OK, this is just for completeness sake. And what do you know, it's not even complete! Seriously though, this song has a tiny bit of bass and the only guitar is a "solo" that is just a great big mess (the "choke on this" part) of nasty distortion and feedback that's probably not going to get tabbed by me. Never understood why this one was so popular, either... Bass: ---- G-------------------- D-------------------- Play this for the verses. A-------------------- The hammer on is just noticeable. E--3--------2h3-3---- Or you could slide it if you want. G------------------------ D------------------------ Play this for the "artfags" bit. A------------------------ E--2-2-3-3-2-2-3-3-etc.-- That's really it. No one's ever going to try and play this at home anyway, so I don't know why I even bothered! Lyrics: ------ You'll dance to anything (x4) Oh, baby, look at you Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux How long'd it take to get that way What a terrible waste of energy You wear black clothes say you're poetic The sad truth is you're just pathetic Get into the groove just get out of my way I came here to drink not to get laid So why don't you just go on home 'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone You'll dance to anything (x2) Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual Cause you're just another boring bisexual "I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party" Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees 80 pounds of make up on your art school skin 80 points of I.Q. located within Know what you are? You're a bunch of ... Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Choke on this you dance-a-teria types! You'll dance to anything by the Communards You'll dance to anything by Book of Love You'll dance to anything by The Smiths You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over here with their big hairdos intent on taking our money instead of giving your cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself! You'll dance to anything! From the Dead Milkmen Guitar Tab Project http://dmtabs.deadmilkmen.com/